“My darling,” she said at last, “are you sure you don’t mind being a mouse for the rest of your life?”
“I don’t mind at all,” I said. “It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like so long as somebody loves you.”
— The Witches - Roald Dahl (via incessant) (via fuckyeahroalddahl, ju-rong)
10:39 pm • 15 August 2012 • 20 notes
“I saw my mother looking at him suspiciously. She is a suspicious person, my mother. She is especially suspicious of two things-strange men and boiled eggs…with strange men, she has a golden rule which says, ‘The nicer the man seems to be, the more suspicious you must become.’ This old man was particularly nice.”
— The Great Automatic Grammatizator and Other Stories-Roald Dahl (via flyskyward) (via fuckyeahroalddahl, fuckyeahroalddahl)
10:04 pm • 15 August 2012